I would write a Foo Fighters tribute/ Temptations cover entitled "My Grohl."

I would call out specific people during my live shows if I didn't care for their style of dress.

I would party like Diddy, while only drinking "The Diddy."

Recipe for The Diddy:
-1.5 oz. Ciroc vodka
-4 oz. fresh-squeezed lemonade
-lemon wheel garnish

Shake ingredients over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Add garnish.

I would demand to be taken seriously...unlike these guys:

I would collaborate with The Lonely Island, writing a song entitled "You guys wrote Hot Rod? Then why exactly do you think you're funny?"

My debut album cover would look like this:

I would do a shitty cover of a Nickelback song because it would still be better than Nickelback.

The opening track of my debut album would be titled "Experimentation with cat noises: The Siamese, The Tabby, and The British Shorthair."